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19 y/o canadian dude.

this is a fucking stupid blog but feel free to follow and generally fart in this direction. xoxo






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the evil lair

flyingtit:

kaitokirishima:

um isnt yaoi a little gay

its usually a little gay and a big gay

tags:
#art porn

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» Writing Commissions!

knightinasweater:

Okay, since no one wants a map commision right now (which are still open, btw), and I really need some money, I’ve decided to open up writing commissions.  Again, I don’t know if anyone would be interested, but I thought it might be a good idea to see.  Here’s the info:

What I Will Write:

  • fanfiction or original fiction
  • canon and/or OC characters 
  • AUs of almost any kind 
  • any pairing/group under the sun
  • crossovers between any fandoms
  • shot fics/one-shots
  • multi-chapter fics (up to 10 chapters)

I am willing to do as much research as it takes to write character in fandoms I’m not a part of, but obviously the fandoms I’m in would be easier.  But yeah, I’ll do research.  That is notr a problem. 

What I Won’t Write:

  • detailed smut (just because I’m not confident enough in my smut writing to charge for it)
  • detailed violence (for the same reason)
  • rape of anyone

What I Need From You:

  • a message/e-mail with what you’re looking for, characters, AU details, settings, etc. 
  • if you want an OC, as much reference as you’ve got, pictures, bios, details—whatever 
  • any other specific details you want

If you just give me a pairing/group, I’m going to run with the first thing that comes to mind, and same if you give me a pairing/group and a setting/scenario.  The more detail you give me, the more specific I can be, and the closer I can get to what you’re after!  I will give you a rough timeline once we figure out what I’m writing for you and payment will be when I’m finished, so if I run into problems, you’re not out any money.

Pricing:

  • $5 per 500 words

If you’ve got any questions, or are curious to find out if I’ll write something, just send me an ask! 

Samples of my writing:

So yeah—let me know if you’re interested at all!  This will be good practice for me and hopefully fun for anyone who commissions me! :3

theyatemytaylor:

thedoctor-hiddle-batch:

here is a picture of stephen hawking running over jim carreys foot with his wheelchair

I do not believe I could ever want more out of life than this photograph

Plays:
5,532 plays

ladyartanis:

couslands:

One would have to be blind not to realise how very pretty we all are and how important that is to preserve.
Zevran, Shale & Morrigan/Leliana/Alistair/Wynne banter

OH MY GOD. Alistair, baby sweetness, not those kinds of borders. How have I not heard this banter before? XD

tags:
#bro
#important

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

tags:
#thank u emily

stoolhoutte:

ocelotcommander:

image

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tags:
#obama
#bless

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

nonespark:

nissan420sx:

turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable)

ceremonial duel, manga + anime(page 3/???)

Artist:
Childish Gambino
Track:
R.I.P. (feat. Bun B)
Plays:
7,555 plays

she is not “slut”
fuck a dude who says so
just because she fucking doesn’t mean she ain’t a lady

itoldyouimbusy:

Bitch I’m on my swag

tags:
#reminder
» Things To Remember

wittyandcharming:

  • Don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. It isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • Don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. You’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • Don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. That’s not how it works. There are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. It’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

sketchytfox:

yes i want to marry haruka whats ur point

unculture:

the rock is fucking precious

(Source: jessicaisgray)