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everytime I picture Shepard dancing I actually just sit there, laughing hysterically and nearly crying, picturing them flailing all over the dance club and everyone’s just watching going ‘holy shit what the fuck is this, are we under attack, call security’ and Shepard doesn’t care because Shepard is a peacock that needs to spread their wings and soar
and then everytime there is shore leave, Shepard just wants to dance but the other squad mates are suddenly busy doing other things and Shepard’s just all ‘well fine then, I don’t need you’ so they go to Purgatory to get drunk off their ass to drown their hurt feelings and then end up in bed next to a salarian stripper and wondering why they’re covered from head to toe in glitter
“This war’s brought us pain and suffering and loss. But it’s also brought us together — as soldiers, allies, friends.”
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